If x=Brilliant, y=Bitchin’ and z=High Art, then:
- Blade Runner OST = 5x + 3y + 5z
- Tapes ‘N Tapes = 2x + 4y + 2z
- Secret Machines = 2x + 4y + 2z
- Death From Above 1979 = 2x + 12y + 2z
- Morrissey = 5x + 2y + 4z
- Beyond Good & Evil = 4x + 4y + 4z
- The Wind Waker = 6x + 2y + 6z
- The Walking Dead = 2x + 6y + 2z
- Y: The Last Man = 5x + 4y + 6z
- Chuck Palahniuk = 4x + 5y + 2z
- Yeah Yeah Yeahs = 4x + 10y + 3z
- Lost = 2x - y + 4z (I’m holding out hope, though.)
- Scrubs = 3x + 5y + z
- Chuck Norris = xyz ÷ 0 (Oh, yes he can.)
and
That about covers it for now. Maybe I’ll make this an ongoing thing.
chuck norris does not sleep. he waits.
that reminds me, i found some more good ones:
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never gets brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris doesn’t play god. Playing is for children.
sorry. i got bored.
corey.
i swear you guys just need to fuck chuck and get it over with!
Most excellent rating system! I look forward to additional reviews.
That division by zero joke had me laughing out loud. Too damn funny!