By: Record Store Geek

Record Store Geek — Sat, 15 Apr 2006 23:17:47 +0000

Most excellent rating system! I look forward to additional reviews.

That division by zero joke had me laughing out loud. Too damn funny!

By: evie

evie — Thu, 13 Apr 2006 15:28:30 +0000

i swear you guys just need to fuck chuck and get it over with!

corey — Wed, 12 Apr 2006 05:05:23 +0000

that reminds me, i found some more good ones:

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris never gets brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Chuck Norris doesn’t play god. Playing is for children.

sorry. i got bored.

corey.

corey — Wed, 12 Apr 2006 04:30:15 +0000

chuck norris does not sleep. he waits.