Monthly Archive for June, 2006

They’re not dead! (As if we ever doubted them.)

They tried to throw us off with the strange variant opening scene. They even provided a list of Hank and Dean theories after the first sighting. But I always kind of suspected…

[VENTURE BROS. SPOILERS FOLLOW!!!]

I loved the History of Hank and Dean Demises scene. It was brilliant.

Their re-installed memories explains some of their erratic, idiotic behavior.

I like the introduction and departure of the Hadji-inspired character. (But what was up with the brain-mush boxing character?)

Overall, Season 2 kicked off with a bang. Every bit as quality as the first season. It took them long enough, though.

This one of the few shows out there that has a sense of humor that falls almost perfectly in line with my own. Add my nerdy Saturday-morning Johnny Quest nostalgia, killer writing, razor-sharp pop culture references and Brock Samson, and you get The Venture Bros., the world’s most perfect adult-humor cartoon.

Followed closely by Family Guy.

No points for originality

Juxtaposition

Matthew McConaughey displaying his amazing ability to be marketed. (Actually, I blame the graphic designer. I mean really, come on.)

Unfulfilled

Well, it looks like the U.S. is going to have to try again in South Africa in four years. They played OK, but it looked like an uphill battle the whole time. Ghana truly earned their chance to move forward. There was a lot of talk leading into this tournament about the U.S.’s chances, so it was kind of disappointing. Oh well. Let’s see, who to cheer for now…

Germany and Mexico worked together to make my Jetta, so I guess I’ll lend my team spirit to them. Deutschland! Oh, wie nett es ist!

Casino Royale teaser

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I just saw the teaser trailer for the upcoming adaptation of “Casino Royale,” pretty much the last Ian Fleming James Bond story to get a proper adaptation. You can check it out at the official site. (Check out the other digital swag available, also.)

As always, I’m fairly excited. And also as always, I’m fairly pessimistic. Despite some bright spots in the last, oh, 15 or so Bond flicks, there’s been a steady decline in the quality of the series, and a steady increase in absurdity. Not that I’m expecting a movie about a renowned secret agent who kills without blinking and shags without thinking to be “realistic.” It’s fantasy, I understand that. But dammit, the first few Bond films were good fantasy, and quality storytelling. “From Russia With Love” is still one of my favorite movies, in addition to being my favorite 007 movie.

But anyway, so far the promotional materials for “Casino Royale” are giving me a little hope. Despite the seemingly commercially-motivated plot changes (they just had to throw in a handful of additional exotic locations, and they just had to swap out the Baccarat tournament for a Texas Holdem tournament), it seems the writers actually cracked Fleming’s original novel to build their story. It faces a few challenges already. For instance, shifting the story to a modern-day setting and still plotting this adventure as Bond’s first gives the longtime fan a head-scratching, time-space-continuum-destroying, better-if-we-ignore-the-previous-twenty-movies timeline to figure out. Then again, the overall Bond timeline has always been somewhat flexible.

After I read the novel, my first thought was that a film adaptation would work best, and probably quite beautifully, as a period piece of sorts, actually set in the ’50s or ’60s, with the setting evoking the necessity and plausibility a lucky secret agent. These kinds of characters exist best in eras that need them, while they exist somewhat gratuitously in an age of satellite surveillance, smart bombs and enemies who don’t have the class that fictitious Cold War-era Ruskies did.

But ah, class. That could perhaps be what pulls this series back from the over-the-top action, expensive-yet-unexpectedly-handy gadgetry, and T&A mentality it has been stuck in pretty much since Roger Moore took over. We can argue for days about which of the films since “Thunderball” has merit. I’ve seen them all multiple times, and there is quality to be found. But let’s be honest. The series is stagnant at best. At worst it’s a laughingstock. Somewhere around “The Man With the Golden Gun,” the writers traded in their classy, hard-working spy who occasionally smirks for a smirking, gadget-reliant spy who occaionally works hard. I hope “Casino Royale” features as few gadgets as possible. I hope it doesn’t have a New Car Cameo. I hope the dialogue doesn’t make me cringe. And I hope to fucking god that they tell a good story and not just take us through the James Bond Visual Theme Park, like the latest installment in the series did. And above all, I just hope Daniel Craig shows a little class. It’s the last of the Fleming fairy dust. Let’s not waste it.

Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury

Fahrenheit 451

I stole this book from my high school. That’s right. On the last or second to last day of my senior year, I strolled into a storage room and grabbed an armful of the books that had piqued my interest but that I never got to read in any of my classes. I called it “postgraduate studies.” And yet, I’m 23 and just now reading the first of them.

I stole a lot of things from my high school. Software serial numbers, athletic uniforms and equipment, food, textbooks, a chair or two. Pretty much anything that wasn’t bolted down. Wait, actually, I took a toilet seat once, and that was kind of bolted down. That’s what happens when you let the “good” kids wander around the high school after hours for extra-curricular activities. Most administrators will tell you all about the kids who cause the most trouble and damage. They’ll say it’s the pot-smoking, tardy, class-failing, delinquint, red-headed stepchildren who fuck stuff up for everyone else. But the truth is, it’s the smart kids who steal shit. It’s the after-school academics who vandalize, who do the annoying anonymous things that make administrators’ teeth grind. Because, if you get second place at a state academic competition, it’s like you’re their own child. Once you do something publicly that the principal can brag about over burgers at Applebee’s with the other area principals, you’re practically untouchable.

And I always kind of resented that. What was the point of the gob of petty crimes I committed in grades 9-12? Besides amassing and distributing an interesting collection of school property? I don’t know. Maybe I was just trying to see if anyone was paying attention to the kids who seemed to be doing all right.

At least, that’s what I experienced. Not to say that I didn’t get in trouble. I did plenty of stuff to piss off the wardens while they were looking.

What does this have to do with Montag and the other characters of “Fahrenheit 451″? Jack shit. But let’s be honest. There’s not much I can add to The Conversation about this book. I just hadn’t read it before.

Next book, “Hell’s Angels” by Hunter S. Thompson.

[This article is part of the 26 Books project that I'm doing this year.]